Quote For The Day: Newt Gingrich Edition
“…let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood”
This really is a most remarkable variation on the old “Who you gonna believe: me or your lying eyes?” defense. And really, we haven’t seen as much ass kissing and back tracking on an issue since early 2009, when the entire GOP leadership took turns making pilgrimages to Rush Limbaugh’s show to apologize to that enormous gasbag for suggesting he was wrong about some issue or another.
(Via Andrew Sullivan)
Way to show that “courage” under “fire”, Newt.
With apologies to James McMurtry: “Meet the Press don’t make liars/It just makes fools/So I didn’t mean to say it/But I meant what I said.”
Amazing how the same people who insist that they can’t even be held responsible for their OWN statements have no problem smearing their opponents with OTHER PEOPLE’S statements connected by the thinnest of threads (eg, Obama and Rev. Wright, Obama and Bill Ayers, etc)…
since early 2009, when the entire GOP leadership took turns making pilgrimages to Rush Limbaugh’s show to apologize to that enormous gasbag
“Other Tossed Salads Michael Steele Might Enjoy” remains one of my favorite posts. You don’t get fat pitches like that every day.
Newt’s Sister Souljah Moment — has anybody used that one yet? — is proving fascinating in many dimensions. He’s not just any bog-standard politico, he’s Newt Fucking Gingrich, and he’s led a very sheltered life for the past dozen years.
Honestly, I thought the wives would take him down. But it looks like he’s being nailed for apostasy.
@Jesuswalksinidaho: way to work jesus. miracling up some james mcmurtry and from one of his first two discs no less. are you also familiar with storekeeper, the one who keeps a good shine on his shoes? are you aware that you have an imposter roaming the outback?
http://www.divinetruth.com/
sorry. i tried twice to post a link that didn’t work
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