Douchebag of the Day

The special of the day in Dumbfuckistan is Crow.

One so deplores general comments.

I’m told they offered OBL’s body to the Saudis for burial but they didn’t want it.

President ripped for breaking into The Apprentice:

Judson Phillips, the head of Tea Party Nation, said that the death of Osama bin Laden happened in spite of President Barack Obama and criticized the President for announcing the breaking news during Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” Phillips suggested that Obama did not want to give the order to raid bin Laden’s compound but if he “did not act, it would have killed any chance he had at reelection.”

@texrednface: Days like this, I love America. We’re all batshit crazy, each in our own special way.

Meanwhile, in Dallas:

Flag-waving supporters left flowers and patriotic red, white and blue balloons outside the Dallas home of former President George W. Bush Monday in the hours that followed the U.S.-led mission that killed Osama bin Laden.

“Thank you President Bush,” said a sign left on the gate outside the street leading to the secluded Bush residence.

Yes, President Bush, thank you. Thank you for saying “I really just don’t spend that much time on him, to be honest with you.” In 2002.

Nobody knows? We know now, mutha’fucka! In your face, Fallafel Bill.

@Serolf Divad:
Even my non-intelligence analyst dad figured OBL was in the North West Territory of Pakistan.

Lo and behold, he was there. Dad 1, Bill O-zero.