The Most Powerful Man in the World
Barack Obama, who with the press of a button could end humanity as we know it, uses the occasion of Monday’s White House Easter Egg Roll to test our hypothesis that no man gains from juxtaposition to a human being wearing a rabbit costume.
Previous experiments in Man-Furry Comparative Gravitas follow.
Note: Our lab technicians were unable to find evidence of Richard Nixon posing with a Harvey impersonator, and chose the next best thing.
White House war on Easter: Party, but no proclamation? [Pareene/Salon]
Where’s Muscular Jeebus?
I’m reminded of the Queen at a garden party.
Particularly by Nixon. And by Preznit Bunnypants doing what he did best.
@¡Andrew!: Thank you for scaring the dogs. Now they’re all hiding and won’t come out.
I don’t remember rabbits from London. Cadbury’s chocolate eggs, yes. But not men dressed up as wabbits. Is this a case of creeping Hallmarkism?
@Benedick: They should really be scared of the fact that these “Easter Bunnies” don’t even charge the children fair market value for the eggs! The Red Menace has a stranglehold on children’s Kommyewnist indoctrination at the White House. Just wait until next week’s celebration with the May Day Mongoose!
Nojo, m’dear, I’m concerned with the growing percentage of your posts that seem to have been written mostly to instill terrible earworms in your precious readers. I think it’s intervention time.
Yes, but can anyone get Sarkozy with a Bell?
http://frenchsabbatical.wordpress.com/2011/04/24/day-298-24-april-2011-the-bells-of-easter/
Meanwhile in Ohio. Fags are Freaks.
@flippin eck: Hey, what’s wrong with Tears for Fears?
@flippin eck: The clue is that the earworm should be the acoustic version.
@nojo: Acoustic Slayer cover, “Seasons in the Abyss”
@al2o3cr: See, if I was clever, I would have pasted Frank’s head on Elvis.
Neither better nor worse than posing with Bono.
I want to know why the bunny costumes all have huge, staring eyes, and gaped-open mouths. Particularly the gaped-open mouths. I’ve never seen a real rabbit that kept its mouth open for any length of time greater than that necessary to yawn or eat food. Rabbits are iconically close-mouthed.
@IanJ: I think the bunny to the left of Reagan actually ran the country for eight years.
@nojo: He had tons of hare-brained ideas.
@¡Andrew!: I have to go and lie down.
@nojo: His left or our left? It’s not as remarked upon, but I suspect that Nancy wielded some Edith Wilson-type influence toward the end.
@mellbell: Our left. Those eyes are beaming messages into Ronnie’s head.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: That makes me physically ill.
@Mistress Cynica: The entire story, from start to finish, is sickening.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!