Frothy Mixture of Lube and Fecal Matter Becomes Sentient

Rick Santorum has a Santorum Problem:
“It’s one guy. You know who it is. The Internet allows for this type of vulgarity to circulate. It’s unfortunate that we have someone who obviously has some issues. But he has an opportunity to speak,” Santorum told Roll Call.
Dan Savage posted the original site in 2003, and it still smells as sweet as the day it was rimmed.
Santorum Talks About Longtime Google Problem [Roll Call]
I guess comparing gay sex to fucking animals kinda backfired on the ole crybaby bigot.
@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One:
I dunno if Urban Dictionary counts; fuckwaffle is likely vulgar in any case. :)
On-topic, does ol’ Frothy-mix realize that talking about this just makes MOAR pages about it for Google to index? Recent ones, that count more in the rankings?
Maybe he can do an “I’m not a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter, I’m you” commercial…
As a proud Republican I deplore vulgarity of any kind.
@al2o3cr: Shhh! of course it counts!
If the butt plug fits…
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