If The Lord Created Us In His Image, Then The Lord Is An Idiot

Oh for fuck’s sake.

After a brief moment of thought, I think I prefer that someone from World Nut had found the face of Cheezus on a grilled cheez sandwich.

But yes, I echo Cynica’s outburst.

Teh stoopid makes Baby Jeebus cry.

“Four Horsemen” Metallica (from Kill ‘Em All, 1983)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwypN3YI4m0

If you aren’t headbanging at 2:47, well, then God help you.

Silent Creative Partner is watching Network for the first time and texting me every five minutes. I feel like I’m deflowering a virgin.

@redmanlaw: It’s a long way to the finish, so don’t get left behind – by these horsemen.

@nojo: How about that Epic Mexican Gun Battle?

@Nabisco: Hail Yeah.

@redmanlaw: When all the low riders come streaming out of the chop shop? Fucking awesome, like the rest of the movie.

@redmanlaw: @nojo: I think I’ll have to watch it again tonight. Need something to get my mind off of football.

I thought Clint Eastwood was the pale rider.

Speaking of idiots, I present Phil Simms.

We’re confused.

@Nabisco: Lohan in nun garb. “I forgot the rest.”

@redmanlaw: Padre Cheech: “God forgives. I don’t.”

@nojo: I’ll take care of that. Give him my number.

Annuka: Is the Blackrobe a demon? He must be. Blackrobes never have sex with women.
Daniel: It’s a promise they make to their God.
Annuka: Why make a promise like that?
Daniel: Strange, isn’t it?

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Father Laforgue: When I die, Chomina, I will go to paradise. Let me baptise you so I may take you with me.
Chomina: Why would I go to your paradise? Are my people there? My woman? My boy? There’s only blackrobes.