If The Lord Created Us In His Image, Then The Lord Is An Idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UKz3GVrHI8
Our guest columnist this evening is not allowed to use a fork.
A mysterious, pale green figure seen in televised news coverage of the Egyptian riots has prompted some viewers to ask, “Could this be the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse?”
The footage, provided by Euronews and subsequently seen on MSNBC, CNN and uploaded over a dozen times to the popular video sharing site YouTube, captures the fiery, violent protests in Cairo this past week… and something else.
Between the crowds of protesters and barricades, the video shows [at 1:19] a flowing, pale green image that resembles an erect rider atop a horse in Medieval-like barding. The ethereal figure remains for a few moments before floating over protesters’ heads and off the screen.
The last of the biblical Book of Revelation’s Four Horseman of the Apocalyse, the “pale rider” is said to be the bringer of death and the forerunner of “hell” on earth.
Video: Has Revelation’s ‘pale rider’ shown up in Egypt? [WorldNetDaily]
Oh for fuck’s sake.
After a brief moment of thought, I think I prefer that someone from World Nut had found the face of Cheezus on a grilled cheez sandwich.
But yes, I echo Cynica’s outburst.
Teh stoopid makes Baby Jeebus cry.
“Four Horsemen” Metallica (from Kill ‘Em All, 1983)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwypN3YI4m0
If you aren’t headbanging at 2:47, well, then God help you.
Silent Creative Partner is watching Network for the first time and texting me every five minutes. I feel like I’m deflowering a virgin.
@redmanlaw: When all the low riders come streaming out of the chop shop? Fucking awesome, like the rest of the movie.
I thought Clint Eastwood was the pale rider.
Speaking of idiots, I present Phil Simms.
We’re confused.
@Nabisco: Lohan in nun garb. “I forgot the rest.”
@redmanlaw: Padre Cheech: “God forgives. I don’t.”
@nojo: I’ll take care of that. Give him my number.
Annuka: Is the Blackrobe a demon? He must be. Blackrobes never have sex with women.
Daniel: It’s a promise they make to their God.
Annuka: Why make a promise like that?
Daniel: Strange, isn’t it?
…
Father Laforgue: When I die, Chomina, I will go to paradise. Let me baptise you so I may take you with me.
Chomina: Why would I go to your paradise? Are my people there? My woman? My boy? There’s only blackrobes.
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