Ich Bin Ein Scheisse
On our list of potential morning topics we had DADT repeal, the danger of using freeware hacking tools, a Fourth Amendment email victory, the DeviantART database crack, and a brewing CPAC scandal.
So, naturally, we went with the German children’s toy dachshund that poops.
[via Sully]
It would probably make more sense to play this game with a real Wiener dog (except use real food, not playdough.)
I think my (late) dog wouldn’t have minded. She’d have been more than happy to make friends or sell anyone out for a piece of cheese or hamburger.
OMG!!!!! Do want!!!!!
This is the most awesome toy ever. I want ten of them. I love it that it farts. Too bad they don’t make a wire-haired version.
Teevee Programming Note: Sign of the Apocalypse, Part 27:
Kate Gosselin, the TLC reality show breeder with 8 kids and a haircut that looks like she did it with a weed-whacker, guest stars with her kids on Talibunny’s reality show tonight. Lots of good Xtian fund(ies) whoring out their kids and “going camping” together.
How can people talk about Talibunny running for President with a straight face? She just wants to be Paris Hilton.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?