Ich Bin Ein Scheisse
On our list of potential morning topics we had DADT repeal, the danger of using freeware hacking tools, a Fourth Amendment email victory, the DeviantART database crack, and a brewing CPAC scandal.
So, naturally, we went with the German children’s toy dachshund that poops.
[via Sully]
It would probably make more sense to play this game with a real Wiener dog (except use real food, not playdough.)
I think my (late) dog wouldn’t have minded. She’d have been more than happy to make friends or sell anyone out for a piece of cheese or hamburger.
OMG!!!!! Do want!!!!!
This is the most awesome toy ever. I want ten of them. I love it that it farts. Too bad they don’t make a wire-haired version.
Teevee Programming Note: Sign of the Apocalypse, Part 27:
Kate Gosselin, the TLC reality show breeder with 8 kids and a haircut that looks like she did it with a weed-whacker, guest stars with her kids on Talibunny’s reality show tonight. Lots of good Xtian fund(ies) whoring out their kids and “going camping” together.
How can people talk about Talibunny running for President with a straight face? She just wants to be Paris Hilton.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.