Doris Day Gets Blamed for Everything
“Have you ever found yourself utterly repulsed by the latest immoral outrage — few of which are even cleverly disguised these days — and wondered, ‘How on earth did America succumb to such degradation?’ Have you ever wondered who opened the door to the sexual abyss?” [WND email]
Having seen photos of some of the WND types (and knowing a few personally), they’re just mad because the sexual revolution passed them over.
Wait – if pr0n makes men impotent, why is Viagra so popular in the Bible Belt…
In other news, uptight fundie RW loons haet science.
@al2o3cr: I believe you’re very close to the thesis of Blue Velvet.
Ahem. It’s known as Hellman’s Mayonnaise east of the Rockies. Ahem.
There’s an abyss? How come nobody told me? Do you guys gave directions?
“Fuck ’em all, fuck ’em all, the long and the short and the tall…”
as the chant went 50 years ago or so.
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