The Stupid … It Burns

DEVELOPING HARD: per TPM — Vitter introduces the first two amendments. (1) Repeal. (2) — and I shit you not — no funding for ACORN.

Vitter’s not exactly Mr. Current Affairs, is he? ACORN is dead, but Vitter just wants to make sure, I guess.

@chicago bureau:
Does he expect diapers to be covered under the new law?

only a matter of time. I honestly have thought that since the election.
sadly.

Sport TJ: URML Lobo wimmins v. the Nojo Dux in the WNIT later today.

@chicago bureau: Does he want the Hindenberg grounded, too?

We must realize how fundamentally quasi-socialism has failed for our European brethren. It would be truly tragic if we had a social culture mindlessly miming the Norwegians, Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Germans, French, Finnish, Spanish…

They have such poor, un-freedom-filled lives in the totalitarian socialist dystopia that is Europe. I think we need to liberate them all with the shock and awe of unbridled US American Capitalism (tempered with a healthy dose of protection for US corporatist hegemony, of course).

Perhaps, if we really want to dominate the world, we can drop bombs on uppity populations who might challenge the almighty US Dollar as the default (defaulting?) reserve currency, not to mention the prime mechanism for exchanging carbon-based energy?

Just a thought. A patriotic thought, but…a thought.

(Not that I believe the energy traders, much less any other globalist capitalists, have any allegiance to nationhood, which I don’t care about for totally different reasons.)

@Pedonator: I volunteer for the Dutch Liberation Army. Hmm, I luvs me that clipped Dutch accented English. Denmark is my fallback deployment, but only in summer. Danes are a lot more fun than Swedes.