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Has anyone heard anything about the Bubbles and Jacko sex tape?

And on and on and on and on and on … GAAAHHHHH!!!!11!!

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

The thought of a Keebler elf rubbing up against a plastic surgery victim has killed my libido.

This is epic.

@blogenfreude: Doesn’t come close to qualifying as a freakout. First, he should have walked straight up to the windshield and shattered it with the first blow. Then he should have started it and driven it into the two cars in the driveway, rammng, backing up and ramming them again over and over while howling like a wounded animal. Then he should have ran into the garage, grabbed a can of gasoline and lit it aflame. This was staged.

@FlyingChainSaw: True – it doesn’t equal his performance here, but then what can?

@blogenfreude: This was even more pathetic and looked even more staged. A freakout isn’t valid until a limb has been severed or something or someone is in flames.

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@Dodgerblue:

Me likey the militant-afro look. Does it come with a chia-AK 47?

@Original Andrew: And the jaunty Black Panther beret.

@Dodgerblue: I bet they sell these by the pallet load at rifle ranges.