Part of Any Patriot’s Doll Collection

For those who miss the good old days (Republicans!) when America was great and Real American (Movie) Hero Ronald Reagan led our country by beating the Russians with his Star Wars light sabers, here are some dolls for you to play with! Why worry about the current situation in Iran when you can dress up some paper dolls and recreate our old, tough-minded Iran policy of selling them weapons?

First Family paperdolls set, features Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, Patti and Ronald Jr., plus clothes, Jane Fonda and Mikhail Baryshnikov costumes, completely UNCUT, excellent, First Printing 1981.

I hear Rush Limbaugh plays with his set every night. Though he usually waterboards the Jane Fonda doll for a little while before hatefucking it.

MisFit Toys via That’s Important

Marcel Parcells
12:53 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009
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ManchuCandidate

1:07 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

There is something so wrong about this. I don’t know whether it’s the US America underwear or just that it’s Ronnie Raygun. I feel so unclean.

Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene

1:16 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

@ManchuCandidate:

I think it’s the tights on Junior that are bothering you. They’re bothering me…

Benedick

1:21 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

@Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene: If you haven’t worn tights in public you don’t know what you’re missing.

Dodgerblue

1:25 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

@Benedick: When I wear bike shorts in public, no one misses anything.

Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene

1:25 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

@Benedick:

That goes double for a cheton.

Benedick

1:29 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

@Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene: Never worn one of them. I did wear a few oak leaves once. All in the service of Art, you understand.

Serolf Divad

1:55 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

Shouldn’t the Patti Davis doll be naked?

nojo

1:57 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

Baryshnikov is completely uncut?

SanFranLefty

10:22 pm • Monday • June 15, 2009

@nojo: I’d be shocked if he weren’t.

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