Palin Sarah Dyslexic China GM Owned Obama

Um, okay. Barry’s driving the US America deeper into debt, but W’s deficits were good? Oh right, Republican and white.

Palin’s really Sasha Baron Cohen in drag, right? Cause no one this functionally stupid/retarded could be governor. ..

@ManchuCandidate: Yeah, but she’s governor of ALASKA. I mean, how hard can that be.

Stupid is far too generous a word. Let’s face it: if General motors were to fail and declare Chapter 7, it’s likely a Chinese company would come in and buy up the pieces any way. Then the Chinese really would own the US auto industry, and not just in a metaphorical sense.

Sarah’s askeered of them bad ole Chinese because that one child policy would totally ruin her plans to have five generations of Palins-Johnson-[average Russian surnameovsky] on stage with her in 2020.

it defies any sensible economic policy that any of us ever learned through college.

And which of those five colleges would that be, sweetie?

@Jamie Sommers: +1

She also said we is turning socialist, though I think that word does not mean what she thinks it means, if you know what I mean.

Her State has this thing where the State sells its oil to the oil companies, and every citizen of her state gets a big annual check representing their share of the proceeds of the sale of this oil; I wonder what she thinks that is?

@Prommie:

The Greatest Wingnut Welfare Scheme of All-Time?

@Prommie:

My former college roomie who moved to Alaska about 7 years ago says that this is why Alaskans have no inherent capacity to recognize corruption–everyone’s on the take!

An Alaskan political blogger once wrote that “Sarah Palin has a jet engine-sized ambition attached to a golf cart-sized intellect.” Truer words, etc.

TJ/

Aw, wook at teh coot widdle pwince!

Chuck, too.

/TJ

@Jamie Sommers: Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Chuck is the only one in the shot who has served in the military. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

@Jamie Sommers: I’ll bet Barry’s handlers slipped a note to the others saying “Pssst, let’s tell Chuck’s people our guys are gonna wear blue suits“, cuz he got totally pwnd in the outfit department.

@blogenfreude: Well, he’s got the bling to show for it.

@Nabisco: *gasp* {whispers} Don’t let bloggie hear you talking fashion. {/whisper}

@blogenfreude: But did he ever hear a shot fired in anger? His son, Randy Andy, did in the Falklands war.

@Dodgerblue: Both his sons got somewhat into the thick of it. Charles, not so much, but he did his part.

@Jamie Sommers: @Nabisco:

Someone’s cruzin’ for a translatin’!

@Dodgerblue: Andy is his brother.
The whole photo is very Reservoir Dogs–Eurotrash Edition.

@Mistress Cynica: My first thought was Ocean’s Elevenish – until I saw the suit. Maybe “Unusual Suspects”?

@Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene: I’m counting on the fact that I am one of the staunch supporters of Stormy’s attempt to work the sensitive undercarriage of the Louisiana political system.

@Nabisco: I have now seen her interviewed live a few times, and she is much less trashy than the still photos suggest, a nice, wholesome gal, she seems to me. She is able to have an effect on my sensitive undercarriage from a great distance.

Civony’s cowering, busty princess works too.

Men are so completely idiots, even a cartoon works.

@Nabisco: A dude came in the deli last weekend, reeking of wealth and leisure, and was grooving on the music we had playing, we told it was just one of our ipods, a mix, and he said “I’m gonna bring you back a disc, I have the entire Rolling Stone top 500 rock songs list. And he came back, He and his beautiful wife and charming little girl ate three meals in our place over the weekend, since he was so into the music, I asked him if he was in the business, he said no, he was in the digital information security busines, then he gave me 500 songs and an unreleased movie DVD. I love irony.

@Promnight: Business is booming, yes? Also, when will y’all close for the season, or is it too soon to say?

@Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene: “Sultans of Swing” came up today on my IPod. I can play the changes on the guitar, but not the lead parts.

@Original Andrew:

She keeps talking. Words keep coming out of her mouth.

@Promnight: That’s a great story. Have you listened to “Wussy” yet, I’m absolutely sure that you would like them Prom. Start with their first release “Funeral Dress”.