Unanswered Prayers

Americans who pray and receive answer to prayer
at least once a month: 31%

  • That girl in college who didn’t understand that I would have been the best thing that ever happened to her.
  • Schwinn Orange Krate.
  • 5 down, 12 letters, November 17, 1979.
  • Kamchatka.
  • Chuck Barris calling me to discuss my brilliant idea for a new game show.
  • Hitting a high C with braces.
  • Sideburns.
  • Pulling an essay on “The Red Wheelbarrow” out of my ass.
  • Floating to ceiling by laughing.
  • 1980, 1984, 1988, 2000, 2004.
U.S. Religious Landscape Survey [Pew]
Add a Comment
Please log in to post a comment