Unanswered Prayers
Americans who pray and receive answer to prayer
at least once a month: 31%
- That girl in college who didn’t understand that I would have been the best thing that ever happened to her.
- Schwinn Orange Krate.
- 5 down, 12 letters, November 17, 1979.
- Kamchatka.
- Chuck Barris calling me to discuss my brilliant idea for a new game show.
- Hitting a high C with braces.
- Sideburns.
- Pulling an essay on “The Red Wheelbarrow” out of my ass.
- Floating to ceiling by laughing.
- 1980, 1984, 1988, 2000, 2004.
U.S. Religious Landscape Survey [Pew]
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