Quote for the day: better late than never zinger edition.
“I just want to make sure I got this straight… He’ll get rid of regulations on Wall Street, but he’s going to crack down on Sesame Street?!”
-Barack Obama, thinking of the perfect comeback… the next day.
(Source: Eric Zorn)
I guess Jerk Store wasn’t good enough.
Of course, Rmoney is screaming about Jobs Jobs Jobs. It is odd because he didn’t care about them when he was a “producer.”
Ah, l’esprit de l’escalier.
/mashups/
If you love Revenge and you love cats, then have I gotta Christmas in October gift for you.
@¡Andrew!: Now that is art.
I’ve had the too-late rejoinder problem too many times when walking out of or driving home from court.
@Dodgerblue: hence the expression quoted by M Cyn
@Benedick: Indeed I have had the experience on a courthouse escalator (altho doesn’t the word mean “staircase”?). I need to get up to Oregon to visit Mlle. Cyn. She’s really got it all.
@Dodgerblue: It does mean staircase. And you do need to get up to Oregon soon. Harvest is happening right now, and Mr Cyn & friend are crushing grapes in the basement winery at night after they get home from working 13-14 hours at another winery (that pays them). I’m in total wine widow mode
If an American loves America, he’ll be willing to swim to China to get a job, preferably one I sent there so that he can have an opportunity to prove his love of country. Why am I surrounded by assholes?
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