Laurens County Republicans Disqualify All Men from Ballot

“You must favor, and live up to, abstinence before marriage.” —One of 28 conditions you have to meet to run as a Republican in Laurens County, South Carolina. You also cannot “from the moment you sign this pledge, look at pornography”. [Clinton Chronicle, via TPM]

nojo
5:05 pm • Monday • March 5, 2012
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Choose Your Delusion

The Left Made Me Do It If There Was a God, Pat Robertson Would Be Dead By Now

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Benedick

5:34 pm • Monday • March 5, 2012

Beat me to it. And much better done.

Dodgerblue

5:39 pm • Monday • March 5, 2012

Note that this does not rule out pigfucking: “You must be faithful to your spouse. Your spouse cannot be a person of the same gender, and you are not allowed to favor any government action that would allow for civil unions of people of the same sex.”

ManchuCandidate

5:44 pm • Monday • March 5, 2012

It would be so much easier to join the Shakers.

blogenfreude

7:49 pm • Monday • March 5, 2012

What about jacking it to photos of Sara Palin?

DElurker

10:05 pm • Monday • March 5, 2012

@blogenfreude: I normally find the idea of Bukkake offensive but I think I would check it out if she were the target.

stickler

12:16 am • Tuesday • March 6, 2012

This may be an improvement over Laurens County’s previous major attraction, a Klan Museum.