Trump Bumper Sticker Generator

“Surely We’ve Hit Rock Bottom”

When Fascism Arrives in US Amercia, it will come as an Oompah Loompah wearing bad hair and Chapter 11.

@¡Andrew!: yeah, that’s about right.

@¡Andrew!: Who’s Rock Bottom, and why don’t I have his number?

@¡Andrew!: Rock Bottom – a great porn name if nothing else.

You’re a (alleged) rich man, and you’ve gone too far
‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
You can rely on some dumb fools’ money
You can rely on your dad’s old money
It’s a bitch Trump but it’s gone too far
‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
Say US Amercia’s Grate (sic) but it won’t get you too far
Get you too far

http://gawker.com/the-trump-campaigns-latest-finance-report-is-a-nightmar-1782328357

@blogenfreude: It just doesn’t bring to mind an inviting image. Sort of like the hooker from Hill Street Blues – Lotta Goo.

There just has to be a way to prod the Lone Star State into a Texit.

One can only laugh through the madness.

What’s next: Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.

Queen Elizabeth Screaming At Stockbroker To Dump Everything

@ManchuCandidate: Yay!

@¡Andrew!: BWAH!

Brexit Through the Gift Shoppe

@¡Andrew!: Their secessionist nuts are already screaming for it. If. Only. Let the Austin Airlift begin!

@Mistress Cynica:
A lot of them would be surprised to find out no one outside of Tejas would be upset if the secessionists left.