Good Fucking Luck With That

Internet pornography could conceivably become a thing of the past if Rick Santorum is elected president.” [Daily Caller]

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So he doesn’t want men to vote for him either? Interesting strategy…

They’ll get my pron when they take it from my cold dead hands.

Who tried appointing him Sheriff of the Jizm Police? That job’s taken, betch.

“A hand in every uterus, and metal mittens for every man!”

Signed,

The Party of Small Gummit

The word of the day is: delusional.

D-e-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l

Delusional.

@ManchuCandidate: They’ll get my pron when they take it from my cold dead hot sticky hands.

Fixed

So Redbone and SexTube will just move to a friendly Caribbean island in less time than it takes to define frothy mixture. And technology will guarantee the sites will never be blocked for long.

Wait. They have porn on the internet? I did not know that.

frothy doth protest too much again. i’ll bet the santorum klan brags to all the tongue speakers and snake handlers about how much time daddy froth spends all alone locked in his den working on his campaign on the internet. hours upon hours upon hours pounding away on the keyboard.

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