Good Fucking Luck With That
“Internet pornography could conceivably become a thing of the past if Rick Santorum is elected president.” [Daily Caller]
So he doesn’t want men to vote for him either? Interesting strategy…
They’ll get my pron when they take it from my cold dead hands.
Who tried appointing him Sheriff of the Jizm Police? That job’s taken, betch.
“A hand in every uterus, and metal mittens for every man!”
Signed,
The Party of Small Gummit
The word of the day is: delusional.
D-e-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l
Delusional.
@ManchuCandidate: They’ll get my pron when they take it from my cold dead hot sticky hands.
Fixed
So Redbone and SexTube will just move to a friendly Caribbean island in less time than it takes to define frothy mixture. And technology will guarantee the sites will never be blocked for long.
Wait. They have porn on the internet? I did not know that.
frothy doth protest too much again. i’ll bet the santorum klan brags to all the tongue speakers and snake handlers about how much time daddy froth spends all alone locked in his den working on his campaign on the internet. hours upon hours upon hours pounding away on the keyboard.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!