Good Fucking Luck With That
“Internet pornography could conceivably become a thing of the past if Rick Santorum is elected president.” [Daily Caller]
So he doesn’t want men to vote for him either? Interesting strategy…
They’ll get my pron when they take it from my cold dead hands.
Who tried appointing him Sheriff of the Jizm Police? That job’s taken, betch.
“A hand in every uterus, and metal mittens for every man!”
Signed,
The Party of Small Gummit
The word of the day is: delusional.
D-e-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l
Delusional.
@ManchuCandidate: They’ll get my pron when they take it from my cold dead hot sticky hands.
Fixed
So Redbone and SexTube will just move to a friendly Caribbean island in less time than it takes to define frothy mixture. And technology will guarantee the sites will never be blocked for long.
Wait. They have porn on the internet? I did not know that.
frothy doth protest too much again. i’ll bet the santorum klan brags to all the tongue speakers and snake handlers about how much time daddy froth spends all alone locked in his den working on his campaign on the internet. hours upon hours upon hours pounding away on the keyboard.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.