The Lord Recommends Tetracycline
Mrs. Frothy Mix explains how the Lord guided Mr. Lube & Fecal Matter to run for Preznident of These United States:
“I did always feel in my heart that God had big plans for Rick. Eventually it was there, tugging at my heart. When Obamacare passed, that was it. That put the fire in my belly.”
“Fire in my belly”? Finally, an excuse to run that Santorum video we missed the first time.
Karen Santorum: husband’s presidential run is ‘God’s will’ [WaPo]
Tetracycline or else a better lube.
Photo set of little Sarah Santorum then and now:Sarah then , Sarah now Bless her heart.
Still being tortured by her folks
A most excellent vid.
And might I just add, as a spokesperson for my people and 85% of college-age straight persons, with a modicum of care santorum is not an inevitable by-product.
@texrednface: They seem to be doing a community theatre version of The Crucible.
@Benedick: Right? It’s called a shower bullet, people, look it up.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: “Ultra luxury steam shower for your modern home. Your bathroom will become your throne. Boost your energy level with our attention getting steam shower enclosure. Your body will thank you as you get instant stress relief for a long day. The Bullet is not just a steam shower, it is a rejuvenating home spa which helps restore your vitality, stimulates your body’s own healing process and makes you feel good all over.”
Honestly, I was expecting to find it in Urban Dictionary.
@nojo: That’s not at all what I was referring to…keep looking.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.