Quote for the Day

“People close to the campaign, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Mrs. Bachmann is often influenced by the last person she speaks with on an issue rather than maintaining discipline in communicating a message.”
-An anonymous source “close to the Michele Bachmann campaign” as cited by the New York Times.
I suppose that as long as we can ensure that the last person she speaks to before making a policy decison is sane, reasonable and well informed on the issue at hand, a Michele Bachmann presidency would work out just fine.
Michelle Bachman : “Today I propose that each American gets two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.”
US America: “?????”
MB’s aide 1: “Oh for fuck’s sake! It was about deficit reduction..”
Only one “person” I’ve seen on TV could be this colossally dumb and it was Kelly Bundy played by Christian Applegate.
I’ve been in front of judges who rule in favor of the last person who talks. There’s an obvious strategy for this.
@ManchuCandidate: I beg to differ. LuAnn Platter on King of the Hill was dumber.
@ManchuCandidate: @SanFranLefty: People, people, people…
Homer Simpson.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?