But I Can Be Bought for $385,000

Perry, that dumb fucker, is one inch away from parting his hair down the middle. What an Texas sized a$$hole.

Is this the famed Stinque World Domination HQ? I think it might be. The feet give it away. But why is there no telly showing endless loops of Jetsons?

@Benedick: Looks more like an Argentinian prison or an Italian hostel than an apartment in Sandy Eggo.

@SanFranLefty: Mexican drug-lord hangout. It’s hard finding something evocative of “money on the dresser”.

Nice house. Do you own it outright yet?

Lefty, does Perry wear a toupee? You’re from Texas, you all this stuff.

Perry was willing to look like a Socialist just to get at that sweet, sweet Pharma money. Because his HPV initiative was straight out of left field and very Big Government of him.

On another note, I believe that’s his hair, but I do know for a fact that he can be a real dick in person.

@nojo: Did this cross your mind at all? It did mine.

I’d be happy to have his hair. I’d also get it cut better. This is an area in which Johnny Earle really comes in to his own. He can go five rounds and still look fresh as a daisy.