I’m Liable to End Up on the Ceiling
“Ted Haggard will make a cameo as himself in a Christian sex comedy promoting abstinence, with the tagline ‘abstinence never felt so good.'” [TPM]
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And by abstinence he means Meth-cock.
there is no such thing as conservative humor. that has been proven time and time again. christian humor may exist. even though i have not found it yet, i have not found proof that christian humor does not exist. i’ll keep looking.
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