The Cock Strikes Back

I love justice.

President Kennedy said “life is not fair,” but I don’t think he had this in mind.

This is one better than a bullfighting story, as the chickens don’t typically have much of a chance vs. the humans…

@Mistress Cynica: I think the only story like this I would have found more satisfying is if one of Michael Vick’s dogs had turned on him and chewed off his throwing hand.

It’s all about the cock.

@SanFranLefty: I live in hope.

I just love that cock.

The headline shoulda been “Cock beats man.”

@Prommie: The headline possibilities were endless and overwhelming. I considered “Cock Causes Man’s Death” or “Cock Kills Man” which is similar to your suggestion…but I wanted to capture the idea of the karmic justice inherent in the story.

@SanFranLefty: I was trying to think of a reference to the Gallic Cock of Justice, myself.

@Prommie: Gallic Cock of Justice would be a great name for a band.

@SanFranLefty: Someone on Brand W commented “I pecked a man in Reno, just to watch him die.” I am still in hysterics.

@SanFranLefty: It would make an interesting tatoo, also. If you have the room for it . . .