Well that clears everything right up.
Isn’t that OJ’s driveway?
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Except this time it was the blonde, with the golf club, in the driveway (cf. the sports legend, with the knife, in the courtyard).
[Deleted my rant about nothing and can’t figure out how to remove it entirely] Nothing to see here, move on. Sorry.
I love how the re-creation has him driving a minivan instead of an Escalade.
@RomeGirl: Go for it. Let it all out. I feel like ranting myself. The only thing that holds me back is that, although I really want to rant against my best friend, I feel like that would be disloyal.
Ooh, come sit by me. I won’t tell, I promise.
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: @Jamie Sommers: Love you! I went to bed immediately after editing my rant. It was best to just be unconscious at that point. I woke up still wanting to rant, but I’m going to rearrange furniture with my cleaning lady today instead.
Why do I think this is probably better than Avatar’s going to be?
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