Jonathan Edwards To Confess to Siring a Child With Space Alien

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Choosing Wendy’s might have thrown off the votes a bit. Everyone knows you get busy in a Burger King bathroom.

OK. Been away and missed a few things but – this sex tape. Are they selling it at Amazon? Because I am there. And just wondering, does he wear his wrestling singlet for some/all of it? Oh, and also, Johnny. How could you do this to me?

You know I have an unpopular and scandalous toleration of the immorality of philandering, but this, this is something that is to me on an entirely different plane, this is real, genuine, shittiness and lack of character.

He denied his own child. Thats really fucked, and bad, immoral, bad bad bad, way way worse than extracurricular pestorking.

He denied his own child, refused to be father to his child, told the world this child was not his child.

Bad, bad bad. How is this child gonna feel when she googles Dad, goes to Wiki, and reads how he got one of his underlings to claim parenthood, probably with lots of money as motivator.

He needs to man up and own the consequences of his actions. He needs to start being a dad to this little girl. A good dad.

I am amazed by the similarity to the Rick Pitino thing, and Pitino’s perfect pick and roll, getting his most trusted underling to marry his alleged rape victim, and thus keep her quiet for 6 years.

@Benedick: BENEDICK!!! OMFG! I knew Johnny Mill post would make you return! xoxo to you and Mr. Benedick and the doggies!

@Benedick: Welcome back.

@Benedick: Huzzah!

@Benedick: He’s been a very bad boy. You need to punish him.

@Benedick: Hey there…. welcome back indeed. I had been away myself for a while.

@Promnight: I’m with you on that. There’s no kink factor to increase the diaper count, but the utter douche-bagginess of Johnny Mill gives it some diapers.

@SanFranLefty: There’s also the complicating factor that Johnny had long-since quit a losing campaign before the scandal broke. For me, those diapers will always include an asterisk.

@Benedick: Speaking of Bollywood (huh?)…

This past Saturday, one of Bollywood’s most recognizable movie stars, Shah Rukh Khan, was detained because of his surname at Newark Liberty International Airport and questioned for over two hours before being released. The Wall Street Journal reports that Khan was in the U.S. to promote his new film about the racial profiling of Muslims.

I actually recognize him. From two movies — one set in NYC. The other’s about girls’ field hockey.

@Benedick: We need a note from home, otherwise it’s an unexcused absence.