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Hoot-Smalley:

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7:52 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

Channeling Ben “Unintelligent Design” Stein
“Bachmann? Bachmann? Anyone? Bachmann?”

Just another hit from Bachmann Hallucination Overdrive.

7:52 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

I’m sorry this post may get trumped by the open thread/100 Day March. The “100 days of opposition” is pure video wingnuttery.

7:55 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

You people are just confused because you think she was referring to the Smoot Hawley act. But Bachmann clearly states that she is talking about the Hoot Smalley act, a completely different piece of legislation altogether passed by Bizzarro FDR on Bizarro World in Superman Comics #24.

8:12 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

ZOMFG!! You want to starve poor innocent plants of carbon dioxide with your carbon emissions limits! Why do you hate America’s plants???

8:25 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

That Congresswoman is a Hoot!

8:33 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

@Comandante Agi: On the one hand her constituents deserve to be represented by someone who is not clinically insane. On the other hand, this is pure Grade A unrefined wingnuttery. It’s like coke before it’s cut. It’s addictive. It’s fun to watch.

9:16 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

@Serolf Divad:
She’s just confused because the new senator from Minnesota is Stuart Smalley: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Smalley
And she’s obviously not “good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people can’t stand her”!

9:33 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

This chick last two minutes on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”.

9:50 pm • Wednesday • April 29, 2009

@blogenfreude: But her constituents are getting what they voted for. It’s not like she went insane over night. I say, fuck ’em.

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