Holy Chemically Based Undecaying Mock Foodstuff, Batman!

Penguin: “I’ll ruin this town! Gotham City will be Twinkieless! I have hoarded all the Twinkies by hypnotizing the Twinkies delivery men.” Commissioner Gordon: “Batman, this is terrible. All the Hostess Twinkies have disappeared from Gotham City. We need your help desperately.” Batman: “Emergency, Robin! Get to the Batmobile!” Robin: “My seat belt’s as good …