Alvin Greene is the Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Human Being We’ve Ever Known in Our Life

Guy walks into the South Carolina state Demrat office, lays down a check for $10,400 to file for the senate primary, doesn’t campaign or anything — hell, he lives with his parents — and wins. After which everyone learns he has a past: South Carolina’s surprise Democratic nominee to challenge U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint is …