Sorry, the Asshole Nominations are Closed

Laura Bush on Muntader al-Zaidi: “If Saddam Hussein had been there, the man wouldn’t have been released. And he probably, you know, would have been executed,” the First Lady said on “Fox News Sunday.” Damn ingrate Iraqis. They don’t know how good they have it. Shoe tosser lucky Saddam is outta power, says First Lady …