Impeachment Alternatives

String him up by his nuts. Imax Pee Tape. Soylent Orange. Wild Boar FunFest! Elon Musk test astronaut. Cersei Walk of Shame, except we don’t have to look at it. Laryngectomy. Targeted meteor strike. Invent a time machine, travel back to Mark Zuckerberg’s youth, and get him laid. Parliamentary democracy.