Tuesday’s Odds

Armed Insurrection: 20-1 The President of the United States Erupts in a Flaming Pyre of Despair in the Rose Garden: 10-1 You Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue: 3-1 Banal Civic Platitudes That Ignore The Shit We’re Still In: 1-10 Smoke Billows From Steve Kornacki’s Ears: 10-1 Joy: 100-1 Relief: Even “Oh fuck, …