Today’s Odds

Moon crashes into Earth: 1,000,000:1 Ring of Fire erupts simultaneously: 1,000,000:1 Downton Abbey canceled: 500:1 Southern California falls into ocean: 1,000,000:1 New York freezes in seconds: 1,000,000:1 iPhone maps misdirect everybody to Cleveland: 1,000:1 Nicolas Cage stars in next Batman movie: 50:1 Locusts, plagues, raining frogs, colorful horses: 1,000,000:1 Gays get blamed: Even Saturday: 1:1,000,000,000,000 …