I Told the President to Fuck Off in Front of My Kids, and Now Everybody Hates Me for Some Reason

We take a fancy to this one, because, well, Oregon, particularly southern Oregon, land of hardy crackpots and survivalists. If, like us, you’re from hippieville Eugene, anything south is another country. So, Central Point dude, father of four, calls the NORAD Santa hotline— Wait, NORAD has a Santa hotline? Okay, love that too. We loved …