Lansing Lady Lawmakers Gone Loopy

Damn, what’s a similar action-verb that starts with L and means “gone” so I could have perfect alliteration? Yeah, I can’t think of something right now. So meanwhile from Stinque’s Dep’t of To Be A Vagina-American Today/Dep’t of Lady-Bits/Dep’t You Have to Be Fucking Kidding Me, I Will Now Return to Book 2 of The …