Tuesday’s Odds

Martian invasion fleet greeted as liberators: 10:1 NYT Needle declared health risk: 3:1 Thanksgiving upgraded to contact sport: Even Gritty memes: 1:100 Matrix resets to acceptable parameters: 100:1 Pikes sell out at Home Depot: 5:1 Migrant caravan suddenly disappears from national conversation: 2:1 Michael Avenatti takes credit: 3:1 Some semblance of democracy: Even More of …