Six-Zero Hour

Midnight: I’m melting! Melting! 12:05 am: Feeling a strange urge to become a Walmart greeter. 12:09 am: Those seventysomething presidential candidates don’t seem that old. 12:13 am: Beware vacation suggestions about ice floes from young people. 12:19 am: We doing Dorian Gray or Benjamin Button? 12:23 am: Can’t swear I don’t remember Teapot Dome. 12:26 …