More Euphemisms for Political Lying

Weaving a mischievous tale of fancy. An arrangement of events not in accord with the known universe. Truths yet unborn. Fauxpocrisy. Not of this world, but perhaps another. A statement which, if true, would be. Bespoke reality. An index of claims with missing pages. A blizzard of propositional snowflakes that melt into nothing. Factulence.