Congress Passes Wind Something

The teabaggers caved. We still have a government. (Mostly). And somewhat of an economy. (Mostly). And Ted Cruz is still a douche. (Abso-fucking-lutely) And John Boehner is still a spineless drunk. (Oh hayell yes). Carry on, America and world. Nothing to see here. What’s the over/under on the teabaggers starting impeachment proceedings by MLK Day?