Watchmen Fans: Debbie Schlussel Hates You

“If you take your kids to see Watchmen, you’re a moron. If you see it yourself, you’re also probably a moron and a vapid, indecent human being.” That’s how Debbie Schlussel, D-list Ann Coulter wannabe, begins her thoughtful, measured review of this year’s biggest box office hit. She’s a real charmer, our Debbie. Now, I …