Pelosi’s Daughter To Release How-To Film On Becoming A Hypocritical Gay Meth-Whore

Thank god that his former church released Ted Haggard and his wife from their separation agreement, because it just wouldn’t be the holidays if we couldn’t continue to give thanks for Mr. Gay Face Is Fundamental. And what better way to celebrate the season than by contemplating “The Trials of Ted Haggard”, the new documentary …