We were thoroughly enjoying this story of the Quarter-Mile High Club — right up until the moment we realized it happened above the Stinque home office. And now we don’t know whether to be delighted, jealous, or scared to death.

But we do know this: The next Airplane! sequel should be called Cockpit!

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American Family Association spokesman Randy Sharp, celebrating AFA’s victory in convincing General Mills to stop sponsoring Family Guy:

“It’s beyond me how a network finds humor in the deviancy of human nature.”

Hell, that’s the only reason to watch Fox News.

Advertisers backing away from ‘Family Guy’ raunch [WorldNetDaily]

In his rush to out-bloviate Wednesday’s Hyperventilation Winner, the fascinatingly named Bob Peters of Morality in Media seems to have lost his mind between his headline and his seventh paragraph.

From the top:

Connecting the Dots: The Link Between Gay Marriage and Mass Murders

And at the bottom:

It most certainly is not my intention to blame the epidemic of mass murders on the gay rights movement!

If nothing else, we now understand why folks like Peters insist the Bible doesn’t contradict itself.

Connecting the Dots: The Link Between Gay Marriage and Mass Murders [Christian NewsWire]

Blackwell v. Hitchens – it’s like watching a baby seal being clubbed.

I simply can’t decide:

1. Joel Pollak, Harvard Law Student.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjn8jAGQZPI

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Everyone else is doing it, so why not us? Buy something via our Amazon kickback link, and 100% of the proceeds will defend our ability to continue posting about Sarah Palin!

What? You haven’t heard of the other Talibunny Defense Funds? Well, there’s the “official” fund, but you can’t throw money at it, because it doesn’t exist yet. And then there’s the unofficial fund, which launched Tuesday and prompted alarming! emails Wednesday from both SarahPAC and Team Sarah, telling us to keep our wallets holstered.

But with our fund, you can get a Kindle! You’ll have to pay for it, of course, but that’s still a better return than our competitors. We love the free market!

We also love the freelance Sarah Palin’s Defense Fund, which has nothing to do with Sarah Palin, and links to The Sarah Palin Blog, which also has nothing to do with her — just like us! The renegade fund is run by a new PAC called Free American Citizens, which also raises money via Sarah Palin’s War Chest, another fundraising operation that — please, don’t get ahead of us — also has nothing to do with Sarah Palin.

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A teabagger’s fax to members of Congress.

At least they spelled Geithner correctly. Still, I think it’s time for a full psych workup.