Porn star Marilyn Chambers found dead in L.A. County home [LA Times]

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Candidate		Pros	Cons
	Clifford	Big. Also, red.	Clashes with Michelle’s wardrobe
	Droopy	Calm	Senate term incomplete
	Sam	Vigilant	Punches out at five
	Scooby	Friendly	Failed urine test

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“The Gathering” by Glen Tarnowski, on display at the Chuck Jones Gallery in San Diego — just down the street from us.

What’s up, Jesus? Looney Tunes ‘Last Supper’ parody stirs controversy [LA Times]

The Gathering: The Artist’s Perspective [Chuck Redux]

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Rick Warren was supposed to go on the teevee this morning to explain his compulsive lying, but he chickened out:

Instead of explaining contradictory statements over his actions regarding California’s Prop 8 on same-sex marriage, Rick Warren went with Plan B today: he didn’t show up for a planned interview on ABC’s “This Week.”

Earlier, Pastor Rick had gone on Larry King and, when asked about Proposition 8 in California, said he didn’t have nuthin’ to do with it, didn’t advocate it, nuthin’.  But there’s a problem. Pam Spaulding at Pandagon:

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In this first installment of the Illustrated Zombie Bible Classics series, Moses handles two zombies with his staff and his .45 while parting the waters of the Red Sea.

The Bible may be the foundation document of Western Civilization, but it hasn’t been revised in almost two millennia.

Frankly, we’re astonished that anyone can still make sense of it.

Even the majesty and poetry of the King James version sounds archaic to modern ears. Modern translations, on the other hand, just sound lame.

What’s missing? Zombies.

Sure, you can argue that our omniscient Creator saw that one coming — for what is the Resurrection but a Zombie story? What is Revelation but the greatest Zombie movie ever made? How can we even think of the End Times without Zombies?

Well, we can’t. And that’s why we’ve created the Stinque Zombie Bible.

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Remember when I said that all the GOP has left are sociopaths, the home-schooled, and the clinically insane? You’re going to see that demonstrated next week when the tea parties shift into high gear. A preview from the Huffington Post:

Hundreds of tea party protests are scheduled in cities and towns across the country for tax day (help us report on them!). But the curious don’t need to wait till April 15 to get a sense of what these protests might be like.

Take note of all the grownups dressed as teabags (they’re supposed to look like they’re in stocks):

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Budget Bunny Buster: Mossberg 12 Gauge Shotgun & Tactical Easter Candy! [GlockWorld email, via RML]