Too much to be outraged about today, so take your pick:

1) War criminal Andy Card says Bam is disrespecting the Constitution because he doesn’t always wear a jacket in the Oval Office.

2) Ted Haggard’s church conquest was on the radio talking about our favorite hypocrite – turns out he had a serious drug problem and a wife who worked him with a dildo (Ted Two). Audio available.

3) McCain operative a kid toucher?  Say it isn’t so!

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Happy Anniversary!
Mark my words, your marriage won’t last another year.

Congratulations, Graduate!
Your degree is worthless and you’ll be a failure in life.

Happy Birthday!
Enjoy what few days you have remaining before the cancer diagnosis.

Season’s Greetings!
The time you waste on naive good cheer would be better spent digging a fallout shelter.

Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is a poor substitute for vigilance.

Happy Mother’s Day!
You’re not worthy of me.

Condolences on Your Loss
It should have been you.

Cheney warns of new attacks [Politico]

Via D-Listed (audio NSFW):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbz6-7c_7Hk

First it was silly putty, then it was balls, and now the Red State Strike Force is in formation to stop our socialist president from destroying America:

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Event		Details
	April 25 Quail Hunt	Free-range lawyers will be provided on site.
	May 16 Enhanced Interrogation Watch Party	Enjoy your favorite Gitmo moments, plus our new Blooper Reel!
	June 7 Alumni Paintball Fight	Teams from Justice and Defense compete to smear the most opponents.

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The socialist running dogs at Wells Fargo, a bastion of communist heresy that has so far taken $25 billion from American taxpayers, is rethinking its annual Las Vegas orgy, a rite of passage for bank mortgage originators who look forward to the event to get sex they don’t have to pay (directly) for, after Stinque.com beat the fuck out of Bank of America for throwing away money on its SuperBowl midget-fucking and baby-barbequing bacchanalia last week in Tampa.

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This is going to leave a mark:

California, the eighth largest economy in the world, is broke.

“People are going to be hurt starting today,” said Hallye Jordan, speaking on behalf of the state Controller. “There’s no money.”

Ahhnold terminated deh economee.

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