The 2009 Stinque Awards

A year that began with Hope & Change ended with Bitterness & Entropy, which was the perfect setting for our second annual Stinque Awards for Achievement in Infamy. Even Neil Patrick Harris couldn’t spoil our douchebag-studded event by forgetting to show up for the opening number. So here, Doogieless, we present the nominees and winners (in bold), with links to each presentation.

Award Nominees
Opening Ceremonies Technical Awards for Nice People
Le Prix Trudeau for Best Un-American Politician Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Silvio Berlusconi
Hugo Chávez
Muammar Gaddafi
Eminence Grease for Most Evil Organization America’s Health Insurance Plans
National Organization for Marriage
Mylar Gasbag for Best Wind Broken by a Pundit Glenn Beck
Lou Dobbs
Rush Limbaugh
Chris Matthews
Diamond Dentata for
Most Obnoxious Republican Woman
Michele Bachmann
Liz Cheney
Virginia Foxx
Sarah Palin
Teflon Teabag for
Best Wingnut
Bobby Jindal
Chuck Norris
Michael Steele
Orly Taitz
Paisley Pro-Am for
Best Sex Scandal
John Ensign
Rod Jetton
Carrie Prejean
Mark Sanford
Tiger Woods
Golden Anal Pear for Asshole of the Year Dick Cheney
Joe Lieberman
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Joe Wilson
Crystal Douchebag for Lifetime Achievement Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Sarah Palin