Kristin Davis: Those girls are porn stars and I am a businesswoman. They ran as a publicity stunts and I am running to make an important point and to further a reform, Libertarian-based agenda that is common sense and in which I think any New Yorkers privately agree.

Spitzer madam Kristin Davis busts into New York governor’s race [Daily Caller, via Political Wire]

Rush Limbaugh on Eric Massa, Monday:

“This guy is as fired up as anybody I’ve ever heard anywhere opposed this, and the process and how they’re getting it done. This guy is going to have so much support from people.”

Rush Limbaugh on Eric Massa, Tuesday:

“Yesterday, I had never heard of this guy.”

“All I knew was this guy was telling great stories about Rahm Emanuel.”

“Here we have a legitimate kook.”

“Anybody who embraces this guy is going to get caught.”

“He’s not a media hero and he’s not a conservative.”

“Massa is not saving the union.”

“This guy is a loose cannon and he’s a risk.”

“This guy’s name didn’t even ring a bell.”

When you’ve lost Rush, you’ve lost Middle Costa Rica.

Eric Massa as conservative media hero [Politico]

VAN SUSTEREN: You have said about your opponent, Mr. Rubio, that he is the greatest fraud perpetrated. So it sounds like you have had a couple of punches back as well. Why do you say that?

CRIST: Because he’s trying to pawn himself off as a fiscal conservative. And yet just in recent weeks, two weeks ago it has come out in news accounts he had a Republican Party of Florida credit card that he charged $130 haircut, or maybe it was a back wax — we are not sure what all he got at that place.

VAN SUSTEREN: Wait a second, stop. A back wax? Wait a second.

CRIST: I don’t know what it was, you know?

VAN SUSTEREN: I know, but was there a suggestion it was for a back wax, or are you being flip?

CRIST: I don’t know what it was. Initially we were told it was a haircut. And then he said it wasn’t a haircut. Then he had the gall to go on Neil Cavuto’s show and said it was his money. It was a credit card from the Republican Party. It was party donors’ money.

The detachment from reality is stunning to me. And to try to say that you’re a fiscal conservative, yet you spend $130 for maybe a haircut and maybe other things, I don’t know what you do at a salon when you are a guy.

Crist vs. Rubio: Who’s ‘Perpetrating a Fraud’ in Florida? [Fox, via Political Wire/RML]

We managed to avoid this yesterday, but finding nothing else worthy of notice, we’re compelled to spoil your morning:

“I’m… naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget,” Massa said. “Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?”

Hey, it was either that or monkeys on crack.

HOH’s One-Minute Recess: Massa’s Naked Rahm Run-In [Roll Call]

We could wrap up Afterparty Monday with a clip from Inglourious Basterds, but that would be too easy:

Lord Baden Powell, the founder of the Scout movement, was invited to meet Hitler after having tea with senior Nazis, files released by MI5 show.

Intercepted letters show that the Germans were seeking to expand the influence of the Nazi Youth movement in Britain in the late 1930s.

Baden Powell met the German Ambassador, Joachim von Ribbentrop, who went on to become Hitler’s Foreign Minister, in London in November 1937.

While most of those who came into contact with Ribbentrop found him extremely difficult to deal with, Baden Powell reported that he “seemed very much in earnest and was a charming man to talk to.”

Well, we all know now about charming Nazis. Although milord seemed a tad eager about it:

Baden Powell went on to become increasingly sympathetic to Hitler, writing in his diary of 1939: “Lay up all day. Read Mein Kampf. A wonderful book, with good ideas on education, health, propaganda, organisation etc.”

Really, that has to be the most ominous etc. in world literature.

Lord Baden Powell invited to meet Hitler, MI5 files show [Telegraph UK]