This is the Times Square shuttle – takes you to Grand Central. Not only did they do the outside of the cars, they put decals on the inside.

Wonder what it costs HGTV to do up these subway cars?

Our guest columnist is the most clueless admissions office in the land.

At Drake, learning doesn’t just take place in a classroom. Nor is traditional learning the only goal. Sure you’ll get an excellent education here, but you’ll also be transformed by an experience that puts opportunity into action and gives purpose to your passion.

When we talk about D+, that’s what we mean. Every moment at Drake is one that has the power to educate, to transform, to open minds and to unleash potential – to introduce who you are, to who you hope to become.

Drake University Admissions

Great moments in collegiate marketing: Drake University’s ‘D+’ campaign [Yahoo]

Stephen Hawking has a new book, and here’s all you need to know about it:

God did not create the universe, world-famous physicist Stephen Hawking argues in a new book that aims to banish a divine creator from physics.

Hawking says in his book “The Grand Design” that, given the existence of gravity, “the universe can and will create itself from nothing,” according to an excerpt published Thursday in The Times of London.

If we might digress — which is purely a formality, since we’ll do it anyway — we’re reminded of our early years in America’s Godless Public Schools, when both the Big Bang and plate tectonics were considered stoner science (fifth-grade requirement), worth an obligatory mention but not really to be taken seriously. There was just something suspiciously dooooood about them.

And then there was the longue durée of the Binge-Purge Universe, consisting of a Celestial Kitty forever swallowing and coughing up galactic hairballs.

So it’s of interest that Hawking is proposing a theory of how the universe could have started from scratch, without the regressive problem of Prior Universes just moving the goalposts backward.

Mild interest, anyway.

Of more immediate interest, we reckoned, would be trolling the comments on the CNN story to find some amusing diversions for your heckling pleasure. Until we noticed that the story had logged eleven thousand remarks by midnight Eastern, and decided it would be easier to look elsewhere for cheap entertainment.

Stephen Hawking: God didn’t create universe [CNN]

We just can’t get the festive out of us today, and now Chicago dentist William DeJean is joining in the fun, blowing five grand to produce this Hillary 2012 television ad that will run in New Orleans, Washington, New York, Los Angeles, and maybe Houston.

When asked why he put the ad up, DeJean told CNN Thursday that “I’m a dentist and I don’t think this country is headed in the right direction.”

And really, America, you don’t want Angry Dentists messing around inside your mouth.

Hillary Clinton for president ad hits airwaves [CNN, via Weigel]

While we’re in a festive mood today, let’s all gather around the digital hearth and enjoy Jan Brewer at… uh… um… er… last night’s Arizona governor debate.

[via Political Wire]