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Cat Video Onslaught Continues with Terrifying Vision from Alternate Universe

Another ugly day, another necessary distraction. Some things just ain’t natural.

[via Know Your Meme]

Stories That Sounded a Lot More Interesting Until We Got to the Ninth Word…

“Seven naked protesters swarmed the office of Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) on Tuesday…” Oh, fine, see for yourself. [TPM/@BuzzFeedAndrew]

Pairs With Placenta Helper

Our guest columnist has earned us ten cents in Google ads today.

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A growing number of families everyday are choosing to bank their babies’ umbilical cord blood as a potential cure for dozens of cancers, blood disorders, immune and genetic diseases. This is especially true for families that have a history of disease. StemCyte offers many options to help families just like yours afford to save this precious resource.

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Areola America

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Let’s Knock Up a Panda!

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Mitt Romney’s October Surprise

Apparently one of the Romney Boys left his blog sitting out on the coffeetable, and by the time he shoved it under the couch, it was too late — folks clinically interested in what a Mormon looks like inside the Magic Underwear took a good, long look. Based on what we’ve seen of the response, it seems Democrats have much to fear this fall from the Romney, um, SuperPAC.

Fuck Yeah! Craig Romney [Tumblr]

Shirtless Craig Romney Makes Reporters Swoon and Giggle [Atlantic]

Stormy in Danger!

Stormy has accused her former husband of stalking her and her current fiancée. The best part?

[Ex-husband] Mosny and Daniels have a history of domestic violence — back in 2009, when they still lived together, the porn star was arrested for battery … after allegedly attacking Mosny over the way he did the laundry.

This is precisely why I don’t complain when, on the rare occasion I do the laundry, my girlfriend refolds things. I don’t want to be punched.

Porn Star Stormy Daniels – I’m Being Terrorized By My Ex [TMZ]