TMZ has uncovered a photo of Newt Gingrich sunning himself in Greece that is so disturbing, so unfit for human consumption, we insist that you sign a release absolving us of all legal liability before you read any further.
Mind Bleach
Abercrombie & Fitch’s summer line of swimsuits includes a padded push-up bikini top for 7-year-olds.
This news comes to us the day after a story about a mother who is grooming her 8-year-old daughter to someday be a famous celebrity by injecting her with Botox and giving her a monthly “virgin wax” to make sure she doesn’t develop pubic hair because “it will save her a fortune in waxing when she’s older.”
We are fucking doomed.
“Sharron will be sharing her beauty and makeup challenges during the campaign and how she overcame them! She had confidence that she would look great with 14 -16 hour days & with numerous appearances daily… so can you!” [SeneGence email, via Political Wire]
Yes, we’re grabbing for the same reference in two days, because really, we’re left with no other choice:
A blogger from liberal Web site The Daily Kos pierced through Boehner’s security detail at yesterday’s unveiling of his leadership policy “Pledge to America” to ask if he was sleeping with a lobbyist from the Printing Industries of America…
The lobbyist who was named in the confrontation… denied the accusations. “As you can imagine, I was stunned by such a question,” [Lisbeth] Lyons said. “I found it to be highly insulting, particularly as a female political professional, as well as unfounded. Beyond that, I have no further comment on the matter.”
We’re quoting Murdoch’s Post here, because we find it interesting that they’re trying to put out the fire before the Times lights it — if, by “put out the fire,” you mean print all the details first.
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¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…