If You Hoped to Go to Your Grave Without Seeing a Naked Self-Portrait of George W. Bush in the Shower, You’ve Just Failed


In anticipation of tonight’s Veep debate….here’s Smithers trying to look like Ahnold.

“I’m kind of a Snooki fan. Look how tiny she’s gotten. She’s lost weight. She’s energetic. Just her spark-plug personality is kind of fun.” —Mitt Romney, making his case for why Americans should despise him forever. [WaPo, via Political Wire]
“Too many of the so-called Tea Party groups are jerking off Mitt Romney.” —Judd Saul of Iowa’s Cedar Falls Tea Party. [Weigel]