Audio NSFW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooD04tSj-QU
Was sort of on board until the taco shells … and who the fuck eats a pizza with bar mitzvah pigs-in-blankets as a crust?
Food
What’s better than roast chicken and mashed potatoes on a winter evening? And, of course, there are as many ways to roast a chicken as there are cooks. Here’s how I do it, and I’d like to hear how you do it – always looking for tips and tricks. First, the neck (and giblets if they’re in the cavity) go into a pot to slow cook with a rough-cut mirepoix:
If I ever have enough people over to justify buying a gigantic bird, here’s what I will do:
Simpler than my beloved North Jersey Onionburger:
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Trust me – if you follow the instructions, wonderful things happen:
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Photos after the jump:
Cooking Julia Child’s beef bourguignon again – seems to be a 3 times a year sort of dish. Posting the recipe again because, as I followed it, I noted a few places where it wasn’t clear. Also, unlike the photo, this time I used frozen pearl onions. Take a crack at it Stinquers!
Julia Child’s Beef Bourguignon
Ingredients
- One 6-ounce piece of chunk bacon
- 3 1/2 tablespoons olive oil
- 3 pounds lean stewing beef, cut into 2-inch cubes
- 1 carrot, sliced
- 1 onion, sliced
- Salt and pepper
- 2 tablespoons flour
- 3 cups red wine, young and full-bodied (like Beaujolais, Cotes du Rhone or Burgundy)
- 2 1/2 to 3 1/2 cups brown beef stock
- 1 tablespoon tomato paste
- 2 cloves mashed garlic
- 1/2 teaspoon thyme
- A crumbled bay leaf
- 18 to 24 white onions, small
- 3 1/2 tablespoons butter
- Herb bouquet (4 parsley sprigs, one-half bay leaf, one-quarter teaspoon thyme, tied in cheesecloth)
- 1 pound mushrooms, fresh and quartered
Just made one for lunch. Ozersky is a genius:
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