I want to live wherever this is happening:

“Oliver Burton’s dying wish was to visit Buckingham Palace and have afternoon tea with the Queen. Unfortunately, Her Royal Highness was unable to fit the 10-year-old into her busy schedule of waving at crowds from afar — so understudy Dame Helen Mirren stepped in to take her place. Oliver, who has Down’s syndrome, has been battling various forms of cancer almost his entire life, and was recently diagnosed with terminal spine and bone marrow cancer.” [Gawker]

And that part about the window seat? True. And the seats where those purged sat are quickly stripped of wrist rest mousepads, half-full bottles of Tums, and other goodies left behind.

This makes me smile:

Our guest columnist is not from Nigeria.

To: nojo@stinque.com
Subject: Content Proposal for stinque.com

Hey there,

I have some content about 10 basement flooding disasters complete with photos. It’s something that you and your readers would love to see…

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“Meth-ring priest enjoyed cross dressing, ‘bizarre sex toys’ in his rectory.”

I see what they did there.