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“Soon after Charla McComic’s son lost his job, his health-insurance premium dropped from $567 per month to just $88, a ‘blessing from God’ that she believes was made possible by President Trump… The price change was actually thanks to a subsidy made possible by former president Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act.” —Washington Post

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Whatever fucking world Trump voters live on

Whom to trust when it comes to health-care reform? Trump supporters put their faith in him. [WaPo]

nojo
2:53 am • Saturday • March 18, 2017
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Choose Your Delusion

TRUMP CAMPAIGN STATE CHAIR ARRESTED WHILE PREPARING TO MAGA-MIZE A LITTLE BOY IN THE ASS AT A SUPER 8 MOTEL! NO ONE’S CAT CAN STOP BARPHING!
Precedent FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! on TV Now! Hide Your Cats!

9 Comments

ManchuCandidate

5:34 am • Saturday • March 18, 2017

What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simpletons. The common clay of the US Amercia.

You know… morons.

SanFranLefty

11:36 am • Saturday • March 18, 2017

Paul Ryan admitted on Friday that he’s been jacking off to the thought of taking away health care from the poors since he was a frat boy at keggers.

I think that he may have a more punchable face than the reptilian Cruz.

nojo

11:45 am • Saturday • March 18, 2017

@SanFranLefty: I would get more satisfaction from punching Paul Ryan than punching a Nazi.

karen marie might be peeking just a little

2:13 pm • Saturday • March 18, 2017

@SanFranLefty: Actually, the use of the phrase “keg parties” is deceptive, leaving the false impression he was a young, impressionable college student at the time. He wasn’t. Ryan was 27 years old when the conversation took place, years after he had completed college paid for with the Social Security survivor benefits he received when his father died.

Dodgerblue

6:06 pm • Saturday • March 18, 2017

@karen marie might be peeking just a little: There is a meme floating around now that Bannon is trying to get rid of Ryan because the Trump health plan is going to die in Congress, making der Fuehrer look bad. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

¡Andrew!

10:42 am • Monday • March 20, 2017

At least the Trumpissts are making Paul Lyin’s life a living hell.

nojo

1:46 pm • Monday • March 20, 2017

@¡Andrew!: I keep reading “Paul Lynde”, and I’m not sure what I think about that.

¡Andrew!

2:16 pm • Monday • March 20, 2017

@nojo: Paul Lynde would’ve fucked them to death… with sassy quips.

nojo

2:26 pm • Monday • March 20, 2017

@¡Andrew!: Going to a party with Paul Lynde and Rip Taylor must have been exhausting.